R.E.M.

It could be said that Titan has become so expert at creating masterpieces of gay porn that they could make one in their sleep. They sure did that here! To plagiarize Shakespeare, this video shows exactly what dreams may cum. R.E.M. also shows that Titan doesn't have to be big to be great - this is a gem of intimacy. It's just under two hours, it's just four pairings, and it's just about the best sex on dvd you could dream of. Unlike some of Titan's more sinister epics, R.E.M. emphasizes mutual pleasure. Visually, R.E.M. is sumptuous. Each dream has its own distinct look, from surreal to abstract - in one a waiter serves himself on giant platter, in another a jogger takes a shower in blue light. All the atmospheric effects enhance the sex perfectly. Finally, the pacing of R.E.M. is appropriately dreamlike. The eight dreamboats take their time with each other, and the camera takes its time with them, getting close-ups that will leave you agog. The premise is simple: Men have erotic dreams as they enter the Rapid Eye Movement (R.E.M.) stage of sleep. It starts with Latin spitfire cover model Carlos Marquez who dreams that's he's at work, waiting tables naked. At the centre table a blond in a tuxedo complains that his champagne is too cold. Carlos finds a way to warm the liquid that's hardcore mixed with humour. The tuxedoed stud is German newcomer Dirk Lang, and he tops the darker more muscled Carlos. Scene two opens with husband Patrick Knight parking the family car as young jogger Sean Paris passes by. We next see Knight step over kids' toys, climb into bed with the wife, and fall into a troubled sleep. He dreams of Sean in a shower and joins him. Next thing he knows they are in bed together. The fuck itself begins with Knight on his back and Paris impaling himself on his perfectly cylindrical pole for all he's worth, followed by Paris on his back with his legs in the air. But dreams can be surprising, and suddenly Sean is fucking Knight. It's a great fuck, as Knight cums in mid-thrust, before Paris shoots his load. Both eat their own cum, and their mutual versatility and magnetism make the scene simply one of the best pairings of the year. In the next scenario real estate agent Josh O'Hara shows client Brock Webster a luxury loft. All of a sudden, Brock's clothes come off and O'Hara starts sucking him off. Obviously someone's having a daydream. Both men suck and rim each other generously. Eventually, in a dazzling all-white room, Brock suits up with a rubber stretched to the breaking point and puts Josh on a pedestal - literally and figuratively. He throws him the fiercest fuck of R.E.M., pile-driving the boy, who twists around so that they can kiss without breaking rhythm. Josh shoots in mid-fuck, and only at the last second does Brock pull out, rip off the condom and spray his seed over the white skin. Whew! The final scene is the kinkiest. Oscar Leon falls asleep reading a gothic novel. He dreams he's imprisoned in a tower - naked, blindfolded and bound between two posts. A big burly Russian bear named Andreas in mask, leather jock and boots lightly torments him with a fencing foil. Yet Oscar doesn't mind as smiles peek out through his moans and his cock gets so hard it practically bursts out of its skin. Andreas pushes Oscar to his knees where he licks the Cossack's thighs and tongues his fleshy foreskin and then fucks Oscar in several positions, including a sexy mid-air position. Like Carlos, Patrick and Josh before him, Oscar shoots while still being fucked. Obviously, these men love their work. And so do Harold Creg and Brian Mills, who have created one of the best dvds of 2003. Cast: Carlos Marquez, Patrick Knight, Sean Paris, Oscar Leon, Andreas, Brock Webster, Dirk Lang, Josh O'Hara