The Hole 9 Yards

The Hole 9 Yards is about right when you measure the arseholes of the lads who get rodgered senselesshere. Top lad Baz is the proud owner of one massive donkey cock and his secret weapon, a huge black dildo. Back from holiday, he’s been grassed up by the neighbours and gets a visit from a Home Office officer who wants to spot fine him. Baz’s got a better idea though - sticking his massive tool right up the geezer's tight arse! Next he's getting pissed off waiting for his broadband to be fixed. As a result, he’s got three days worth of spunk saved up when the gobby young engineer finally comes round to fix it. Before you can tick terms and conditions though Baz ha’s got the repairman on his knees gagging on his massive great tool, warming him up until he’s begging to take it up the arse. Finally Manchester’s fittest young plasterer does a solo you won’t forget in a hurry. Enough spunk spattered about to re-plaster your living room with! Cast: Baz, Others