The moral of Hard Hat Pigs appears to be that you do not want to piss off construction workers. Unless, of course, you like being pissed on by construction workers. Fortunately for our irritated landlord, that appears to be the case. After chewing out the foreman for being behind schedule, the aforementioned landlord is unceremoniously laid out on a sheet of plywood and, well, laid. Mouth and ass-fucked, fisted, spanked, pissed on, roughed up, and talked dirty to - sounds like a dream date, doesn't it? And he gives as good as he gets, so nobody misses out on the fun. Eventually, the initial cause of offense is clearly forgotten and every big, bad, buff guy is banging every other big, bad, buff guy. There's sex in the new shower, there's self-fisting, there finger play in some truly unattractive - but very experienced assholes - there's licking and drinking of piss, there's strap-ons and dildos. It's just one big party, leaving no question as to why the crew is so far behind schedule. Great fun for those who like it rough. Cast: Virgo, Lance Hancock, Jay Benjamin, Philip Mihol, Ty O'Brien, Sergeant Bubba, Mace