Cockpit 1 + 2

Two complete films on one dvd. The casts are huge, some of the cocks poking about even huger (hello, Mr. Hunt) and the two films together are probably about the best things Catalina Video have put out in recent years. Both are great on their own; together they're terrific. With Cockpit, Catalina has hit the motherload of porn spoofery as it throws in some of the giddiness of the two Airplane movies. The story starts with pilot Steve Rambo checking on the fixing of the cockpit door of his next flight. It's a gay charter he tells a bemused Caesar and fellow mechanics Joe Kennedy and Jake Summers have to explain and offer help. Steve can't stay, but Michael Brandon can join in, so the four of them go at it, with hairy bearish Jake taking on Michael's magnificence and Caesar getting to suck on the long smooth one older beefy Joe has to offer, before they all cum. Meanwhile, baggage handlers Erik Michaels and devilishly handsome Sam Crockett find a range of sex toys in an opened suitcase.One of the toys is a mock ass, so Sam slides it on his dick as Erik blows the plastic hole's shaft. Sam comes completely alive as he fucks, once-removed, Erik's mouth. The creativity of the scene is wonderful and actually Erik, who does get to blow Sam live as well, is on fire orally. Sam fucks Erik then Erik sits on Sam's dick to ride off with his hard cock swinging around happily. He cums with Sam still inside him and then Sam literally pushes him off to pop excellently onto Erik's face. Security man Tony Acosta is puzzled as Paul Dawson's cockring sets off the metal detector. Tony doesn't understand the concept of a cockring so he makes Paul strip and show it to him. Paul is stunningly hung, but Tony deep throats him with ease. Tony fucks first with huge Paul sitting and riding on small Tony. Then Paul's monster dick fucks Tony, whose ass is as limitless as his mouth. All of Tony's copious jewelry ends up awash in cum as both guys unload buckets on his body. On the plane baby-fatted blondish Graham Tuck and his seat partner, dark thin Alex Manning retire to the bathroom to join the mile high club. Alex sucks Graham's beautiful dick with lots of tongue, and lots of spit, as Tuck's honeymooning boyfriend waits to pee outside the door. Graham eventually shoots off a nice cum-blast, right past Alex's face. Pilot Steve wants a blowjob so he invites steward Sam to come in and blow him. Sam has an amazing chest with really big pecs, and Steve blows his thick dick with his customary energy. Sam cums right on Steve's face and veiny neck before Steve sprays a whooping load on Sam's pecs. Tuck, red-faced goateed Jay Paxton, Graham and Alex have a nice four-way crammed into the seats of the plane. Alex and Tuck kiss hotly as Graham blows Jay and then Alex returns to his oral talents by sucking on Tuck. Bald Tuck is all noise as he opens up really wide for Jay's dick. Tuck's jism misses Alex's ever-clean face, and then Alex finally gets to cum. Tuck goes back to his boyfriend, so rotund Julian Housten takes his place, letting Alex eat his ass as he shares Jay with Graham. Mike Radcliffe has taken a shine to the hottest man on the plane, T-shirt-clad Eduardo and asks to use the cockpit for this tryst.They take turns sucking on each other's dicks while at the same time Steve Rambo meets up with his old friend Jay Paxton. When Jay fucks him, Steve's a madman, bounding backwards onto a clearly stunned topman Jay. Eduardo spills a pretty load on Mike's cheek and then Jay and Steve cum. A hilarious finale follows that is just pure comedy, as is most of the dialogue in this genuinly funny video. Cockpit scores on the level of being a cock-in-cheek spoof of a genre so easy made fun of, and it also does just fine with the sex. All of the sex scenes are delivered by pros, and it's fun to know that these guys were cast ALSO because they could pull off the acting needed to make this work. Great video! When we last saw the fateful flight careening to the earth in Cockpit, naked pilot Steve Rambo was valiantly trying to save the sex-filled plane of stock character loons from crashing. Cockpit 2 picks up right where we left off, which the still-able Steve doing his best not to lose any of the passengers (or his hardon) after they crash. Steve Rambo and Chad Hunt form a search party and head out from the cold, twisted wreckage. What they find is each other. Then Brad McGuire finds them. While Rambo and Hunt go at each other, McGuire watches and does a slow solo jerk from the sidelines. McGuire strokes his cock and foreskin, fingers his hole, and shoots his creamy load on his face, which he mostly licks off. It's no wonder he was worked up because Rambo and Hunt are magnificent. Who better than Rambo to deep throat Hunt's monstrous cock? Then Hunt pile drives Rambo's ass, which culminates in a shower of cum from both guys. Newcomers Rick Hollander and Haven Philips have a touching scene in a tub of water. Especially when Haven is washing Rick and he touches Rick's cock. Haven does his best at giving Rick's extra thick cock a tongue bathing. Good foreskin action. Then Rick fucks Haven's eager man-hole. An elite search and rescue team shows up in a helicopter. Dante Foxx, Todd Shore and Jaime set up their base camp and then relax for some man-fun. Between the three of them, they all end up sucking lots of search-and-rescue-cock. Then Jaime kneels before the other two to rip his man-load and take the other guys' loads on his face. Chad Hunt ends up as the guest, more or less, of Brad McGuire and Kurt Wagner. Hunt sucks McGuire and Wagner. The pair return the favor and do double suck duty on Hunt's monstrous cock. Wagner is the lucky fuckee, and Hunt drills and fills Wagner's ass with fervor. Hunt jacks his load onto McGuire's shaved head in a visually stunning climax. Back at the cold, twisted wreckage, some of the fittest survivors figure out how to heat things up. Deacon Frost starts the warm-up by going down on Jack Sanders' cock and balls. Raul Tasco joins and the three get real warm sucking cock. Michelangelo Risi joins for more oral warming. Then things really heat up with a sandwich fuck with Sanders in the middle fucking Deacon, while Tasco fucks Sanders. Good underneath sandwich-fuck-camera-action. The sizzling cum shots fly when Tasco is seated and the other three jack their man-goo onto his hairy chest. By this point, leading man Steve Rambo has contacted the search and rescue party. The helicopter shows up to whisk Rambo and his other fit survivors away from the cold, twisted wreckage and back to civilization. Funny is funny, and Brad Austin knows funny porn. All the usual trappings of Catalina videos are present, from the sturdy man's man type to the hair on many of the chests, so what makes this such a commanding guilty pleasure is the script. Throwing the survivors of a plane crash into battle with hillbilly misfits is a grand concoction. In lesser hands, we would have seen umpteen scenes of men tending to the wounds of other guys where bandage wrapping turned to sex. Instead, we get a fantastically clever plot, a load of characters worth playing to the hilt, and some damn fine plotting, all existing with some damn good sex. Pros like Chad Hunt and Brad Austin necessitate wowing scenes, and they get them. In a word, bravo! Director Brad Austin has delivered a stunning climax to his original cliffhanger. Cockpit 2: Survival of the Fittest features fourteen hard-action men in a tremendous story with incredible action. Cast: Steve Rambo, Chad Hunt, Brad McGuire, Kurt Wagner, Michael Brandon, Caesar, Joe Kennedy, Jake Summers, Sam Crockett, Mark Bruno, Erik Michaels, Paul Dawson, Tony Acosta, Mike Radcliffe, Sam Burton, Alex Manning, Graham, Tuck Johnson, Jay Paxton, Julian Houston, Eduardo, Raul Tasco, Todd Shore, Dante Foxx, Rick Hollander, Haven Philips, Jack Sanders, Deacon Frost, Jaime, Michelangelo Risi, Jackson Highwood