Lumber Jocks

There's not a chopped tree to be found in this outdoorsy Pacific Sun romp, Lumber Jocks, but the macho woodsy backdrop is ample justification for such a brawny Paul Bunyon-esque title. Two foursomes and two more threesomes offer substantial pole-swallowing, hole-boring action, performed on and by a buff and bulging lineup of thirteen chiseled Euro hunks. Most of these jocks are smooth as a sheared nutsack, but there's enough natural body fuzz on a few of the others to guarantee a stiff crotch for everybody. Not counting the trees that lend shade to these fabulously fit forest fuckers, there's plenty of hard wood on display here. Production values are excellent. The camera doesn't roam too randomly, the cutting is crisp and the photography is lustrous. Both of the threesome sequences go on way past dusk, and the nighttime images are as lush as the sun-drenched shots. The guys are tongue-waggingly sexiful, and they look even yummier glazed with each other's stickiness. Cast: Sergio Foster, Rick Perry, Fernando Nielsen, Jeff Chandler, Tim Brensen, Rick Bauer, Eddie Ryan, Sam Chamberlain, Roberto Giorgio, Fabrice Felder, Ray Phillips, Rex Parker, Justin Stewart