Martin Big 90

In Martin Big 90, Martin is known as the Beast from the North East and he didn’t get the nickname for nothing. Martin’s got a dick like a python, smokes like a Durham brick factory, and is most at home in tracksuit, baseball cap and trainers. Proud to call himself a chav lad, you won’t find this scally down the gym but you might catch him smoking cigs around the back of the off licence on his local estate. Martin’s known for being a bit rough. He gets a buzz from blokes who choke and gag on his massive meat. There’s no gentle persuasion with this Geordie animal. He grabs boys by the back of the head, getting them to suck until their eyes water and their throat is a swollen mess. He’s no stranger to crime, but he’ll stick up for mates if someone tries to rip them off. When he catches a thief trying to steal a mate’s bike, he knocks him about, spits on his hole and leaves the offender sore and raw at both ends. Martin won’t win awards for respectability in the neighbourhood and he isn’t always on the right side of the law, but he’s got a member you’ll remember and a face you won’t forget! Cast: Martin, Others